JUBODM PREMONITIONS: THE INSECURE SIDECHICK, THE PERPLEXED HUSBAND AND THE BLOOMING DIVORCEE

By the pen of Gitau wa Kung'u ✒️
The probability of the speculated Jubilee/ODM (JUBODM) alliance is as possible as teething newborn especially after today's Jubilee loss to UDA in Kiambaa parliamentary by-election.

The speculated baby of the handshake may not survive after all. It's parents are limping and badly psychologically and emotionally wounded by the their firstborn child BBI who's fighting for dear life in the Court of Appeal ICU unit.

The happenstance of a JUBODM alliance would be one as of two shortsighted, clippled war survivors skirting their way to nowhere in a moonless night. 

Jubilee and ODM are perfect lesson that pride and betrayal are costly ados in the political classrooms of 21st century.

Jubilee party saw a charming concubine in ODM and arrogantly pushed its no longer viable political wife out to sleep in the granary. ODM, was no better.

As the joy of her new dalliance with Jubilee escalated beyond the celebrations of their internationally hyped honeymoon, ODM arrogantly disengaged from her NASA in-laws. Now, a family crisis looms on the bride and her new love and both just realised how seriously vulnerable both are without their arrogantly chased family members.

JUBODM would only make one step towards the right direction to 2022 presidential elections. That is either ODM reconciling with NASA or Jubilee reconciling with UDA. The only options that are most unlikely to happen!

ODM is nothing without NASA. But the NASA including ODM can only  resurrect only in the illusionists minds! Well, NASA died and was buried without mourning at that time when Raila betrayed his NASA coprincipals with his usual egocentric tendencies, his knack for not learning from past political miscalculations and his political shortsightedness. 

Had he shared the party grants with other NASA parties and be Keen on NASA unity pact, and be ready to support any other principal than himself, NASA could be a strong movement by now.

The yoke of betrayal will have Kalonzo and Mudavadi go all the way to the presidential ballot. None of them still, even in their new One Kenya Alliance will make it in 2022 general elections. They must subscribe to a new alliance to be in the next government but not with ODM! They will most probably side with UDA to increase their chances.

It's tricky. Uhuru is getting it difficult and very hot uniting NASA with his Jubilee because his pact with Raila is an impotent seed that Jubilee carries to the seedbed. 

It's either Jubilee abandons ODM for One Kenya Alliance or return to a United Jubilee with UDA. But Jubilee has already spoiled the matrimonial political bed! 

Raila behaves like an insecure husband but this he has himself to blame. For Uhuru, he is like a deranged farmer who just realised he deracinated the only herb that was to be his political medicine thinking it was the weed choking his corn field.

He has to return to his much expectant wife and children empty handed and they do nothing because he,after all is the head of the family and the breadwinner, maybe he'll heal by the grace.

Nevertheless, if for sure Kalonzo and Mudavadi will go all the way to the ballot, UDA will have won before in advance. And for Uhuru, he must mend ways to avoid going the Zuma way in South Africa!

Well, it's unfortunate that the deep state presidential farm decision makers just woke up to the fact that there is no harvest and their current manager returned home sickly and carrying a large basket of diseased produce. 

Still, tomorrow is another day for tilling, a little rest in attendance of shrewd physicians could save the day. The sages said that it is not over until the fat lady sings, didn't they?

By the pen of Gitau wa Kung'u ✒️

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