100 CRAZIEST, NAUGHTIEST COMRADES QUOTES.
A lizard can never climb an elephant with an intention of raping it!!
Comrades riah!!!
Blow job is better than no job!!
Comrades tibim, if you see a pregnant prostitute, that is a sign of a failing business.
A comrade would rather kill himself than commit suicide. Tension!
Never marry a woman who has bigger feet than you!
Comrades power!!!!
They buy the watch,we set the time.
Once a comrade always a comrade. Comrades do not talk,they ooze wisdom!
A hidden bullet can't shoot even a slave....
A virgin can't never sire a child... Under all cost.... Men's power.... Nimelala!!
A man who does not like the sound of a drum should not sell it to his neighbour..
Even if a goat is dragged to go and eat, it will still resist..
A man who sell eggs should not start a fight in the market!
A fool puts the cart in front of the donkey!
A house help who dresses better than the madam of the house will soon be jobless.!
A man with diarrhoea knows the direction of the door with eyes closed.
A man can be stingy everywhere except in bed, you cannot give half a pregnancy!
A chick that will grow to a cock is noted in the hatchery.
A cock belongs to the house but when it crows, it is heard in the whole village.
Only a widow who knows where his husband is everynight.
Only after the tree has grown that you can only tie a goat to it..
A responsible penis wakes up before the owner.
A restless foot can land you to a snakepit.
The only warning that a Wiseman takes seriously is LOW BATTERY!
A hen that doesn't bow down for the cock will lay unfertilized eggs.
A goat that will break the drum will have to pay with its own skin.
After a foolish act comes remorse.
When chasing a lion, spare some energy to make a u-turn in case it changes it's mind..
He who laughs last, laughs the best.
If you see a lion and a zebra drinking water from the same water pan, it's either the lion is sick or it needs zebra's vote in forest elections..
A drunk hen forgets the presence of the hawk.
There is no justice without teargas!!!
Never reveal your next move!
Dine with a stranger but save the love for your wife.
Justice delayed is justice denied.
No man can use the same condom twice!!!
Words are like daggers,take care as you unsheath.
Comrades are not bossy, they only suggest opinions!
Givers needs to set limit because takers got no limit.
The law is a spider's web;only the little insects get caught.
Rules are set before the game!
The oppressor will be judged for oppressing the oppressed while the oppressed will be judged harshly for allowing the oppression.
Raising the voice doesn't improve an argument.
No amount of whistling will call back a dog that has escaped severe beatings.
"If poverty was sold for a cent,no one could buy" Ngugi wa Thiongo.
No matter how short a man is, he can never be shorter than his manhood!
When diplomacy fails war begins!
The only time when comrades go to bed is when they're making babies!
You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your Art of War!
A king with wise counsellors enjoys a peaceful reign.
If you want to walk fast,go alone.if you want to go far move together.
He who burns his father's property must be ready to inherit ashes.
An army of sheep led by a lion can defeat an army of lions led by a sheep.
When you bury your past, you should avoid friends with shovels.
No matter how useless you are, your funeral cannot start if you are not there!... Comrades Zagazaga!!
No matter how lazy you are you can't leave your buttocks!
Comrades riiia!!!
No matter how much you shake,the last drop will fall onto your pantie.
Comrades riaaaah!!!!
Those who meet in absence of a rich man, will have to meet again on the same issue... Comrades Tialala!!
No matter how wise you are,you cannot cheat death.
Comrades tibim!!!
One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised.
A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without revealing his intentions will end up fetching water and scrambling for plates in the girl's wedding..!!
A baby can play with his mother's breast but can't play with his father's testicles- comrades acheeew!!!
No matter how dark you are,you can never ejaculate dark sperms, comrades hakchu
Before you go out with a widow,ask what killed her husband" comrades mwaaaah!!
He who goes to bed with an itchy anus,wake up with smelling fingers-comrades tialala!!!
If you see a poor man eating chicken, it's either the chicken is sick or man was sick!!
No matter how big your head is you can never leave it at home!!
No matter how big your balls are,you can't sit on them, tibim!!!
No matter how tall you are you can't see tommorow.
Beauty without brains,the private parts suffers the most.comrades acheeew!!!
A chicken that does not hear pssst will hear a stone!!
Whether the frog falls on the knife or the knife falls on the frog...the frog must bleed.
An egama lizard in the village will remain an egama lizard even in town.
A poor man scratches his balls using his torn pockets!!
A stupid fly will follow the corpse to the grave..
A stupid mosquito thinks men are clapping for its ringtone!
It must be handled with a lot of civility not to cause pandemonium to the Wiseman!!
A mosquito on the scrotum must be handled with care
A Wiseman does not sleep on the same day he woke up..
There is no virgin in a maternity ward
Comrades zagazaga
Girls are like mangoes,when you are waiting for them to ripe others are eating them with salt...warembo mwaaaah
A woman in dire need of a child will sleep naked..!!
Never underestimate the power of united fools😂
Forgive your enemies but never forget their names!!
A bitter tea from a friend is better than sweet wine from an enemy.riiiah!!!
t's only a fool who will expect a deaf person to run away from gunshots.
"When a Rich Man falls sick, a poor man will pay him a visit to say sorry and wish him quick recovery. When a poor man is sick, he will wait until he gets well and then visit the rich man to inform him he has been unwell”- Chinua Achebe
It's only a foolish cat that will eat a pregnant rat..
When you put a pastor and a prostitute in a room be sure there will be a conversation, comrades riah
When a rat laughs at a cat,know there is a hole nearby
A lady who has never sat badly in public can never give birth to a journalist nor an optician...
It is better to die standing than live on your knees begging💪
What God has put together let no SEPTIC TANK separate!!
Wisdom is like an underwear, necessary to have but unnecessary to show
No matter how great you are, you must bow before God and your barber..
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